| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Tie Domi | His bitch ass was hiding behind a linesman when Sandy McCarthy and Berube wanted to pound his ass. |
| 2 | Sidney Crosby | Ovechkin should fuck him up with a nice Scott Stevens type open ice check. He is such a fucking whiney little bitch. |
| 3 | Aaron Voros | A fucking punching bag. He thinks he is tough but he is really a bitch. |
| 4 | Tony Twist | Before roids he was an average fighter. |
| 5 | Milan Lucic | A huge spot picker. His best fights are him fighting guys who are punching bags. |
| 6 | Claude Lemieux | P-U-S-S-Y |
| 7 | Georges Laraque | OVERRATED. He fucking hugs too much. |
| 8 | Patrick Kaleta | Another Sean Avery type faggot. |
| 9 | Mike Komisarek | He tries so hard to be tough... Its funny when he picks on little 5'10 guys but when someone his size is in his face he isn't so tough anymore. |
| 10 | Brandon Dubinsky | fag |
| 11 | Matt Bradley | Gets his ass kicked too much. |
| 12 | Zdeno Chara | His fight card is weak.. He has all star balance when fighting little guys but when he takes on someone his own size all of a sudden he has no balance. |
| 13 | Matt Cooke | Pussy. Glad Evander Kane fucked his world up |
| 14 | Chris Gratton | Huge pussy. Hated him when he was on the flyers. |
| 15 | Sean Avery | Never liked this big mouth idiot. I'm just waiting for the day when he gets knocked the fuck out like Matt Cooke did. |
| 16 | Tom Kostopoulos | One of the worst fighters in the league. He got TKO'd by Aaron Voros for christ sakes. |
| 17 | Rich Pilon | Class A piece of shit. |
| 18 | P.K. Subban | Talks too fucking much.. Ready for someone to fuck him up. |
| 19 | Maxime Talbot | Mad Max?? HAHAHHAA. This guy is a fucking pussy. The biggest sissy on ice. |
| 20 | Kevin Bieksa | Fake tough guy. This guy should be the perfect example of a spot picker |
| 21 | Brad Marchand | A little fucking fag |
| 22 | Arron Asham | Used to be one of my favorite middleweights. After the Schenn incident he lost my respect. |
| 23 | James Neal | Pussy |