| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Mike Yovanic | 6'7 225lbs, and has won 3 fights. A big goof who can't skate shoot hit or fight. Pack em' up Yovanic you're going no where. |
| 2 | Akim Aliu | A little bitch who won't shut his mouth on or off the ice. Cheap shot and doesn't back up his actions. |
| 3 | Georges Laraque | A big bitch who loves to hug, never goes toe to toe anymore, throws 2 punches and forces his opponents to the ice. Boring fighter and should not be in the NHL. |
| 4 | Zack Stortini | Not tough nor is he a good fighter, he just loves to hug men. Terrible Edmonton is wasting there tough guy roster spot with this waste of space. It is embarassing that he was named OHL champ in 04-05. |
| 5 | Jody Shelley | I don't really hate Shelley, it's just everytime I see his face I want to punch him. He just has one of those please punch me faces. |
| 6 | Patrick Kaleta | 67 career fights so far, 17 of them have been called unfair. Stop turtling and shed your mitts you little bitch. |
| 7 | Steve Downie | Shut your fucking mouth. |
| 8 | David Koci | A shit record for a guy his size. |
| 9 | Tom Sestito | Picks on players smaller then him, and loves the cheap shots. |
| 10 | Jason Spezza | Thinks he owns the game of hockey. Did dick all in the cup final against the Ducks and complained like a baby when he didn't make the Senators right out of junior. |
| 11 | Eric Boulton | Just don't like him. Waste of a roster spot. |
| 12 | Boris Valabik | Big goof who got his ass whopped by the little warrior himself Marco Caprara. He had 10 inches and 60lbs on Marco. However he did get points for dropping them with Godard after Bolton bitched out. |
| 13 | Sean Avery | What can you say about this guy that hasn't all ready been said. Fashion fag hollywood loser. I think his time with the Kings corrupted his mind, he is a good hockey player, but needs to back up his actions, stop turning down fights and fighting non fighters. Someone is going to pound your face in Avery so keep your head up. |
| 14 | Mike Comrie | |
| 15 | Richard Clune | Thinks he is tough, where was that attitude in the O? |
| 16 | Cal Clutterbuck | Caused a lot of shit in his OHL days, is making a name for himself with the Minnesota fans now, but played like a little bitch in the OHL for that I can't stand him. |
| 17 | Donald Brashear | Oct 18 2001 Brasher vs Belak. At the end of the fight Brash rams Belaks head into the ice. I hate any player that does that dirty crap, on purpose or not doesn't matter. March 10 2009 Belak knocks Brash out. Brash has an impressive record and fight card, but he is just too cocky and is turning into a hugger. |
| 18 | Daniel Bois | |
| 19 | Colin Campbell | |