| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Evgeni Artyukhin | 6'4, 254 lbs with a VISOR, plays dirty and fights + Eurotrash. nuff said.
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| 2 | Joffrey Lupul | Another Gay masked gladiator. The NHL should market Joffrey's Fruit Cake at xmas. |
| 3 | Todd Ewen | Faggot Pussy that likes to beat up non-fighters yet couldn't beat Wayne Van Dope. |
| 4 | Darryl Sittler | Career Loser. Enough Said. |
| 5 | Brandon Sugden | Couldn't play hockey so he went to Russia to beat women. Loser. |
| 6 | Matt Carkner | Idiot... classless trash that ruins hockey. |
| 7 | Justin Hocking | Big headed loser. |
| 8 | Dody Wood | Sucker Punch Artist & Pure Idiot. |
| 9 | Kevin Bieksa | Faggot Jersey puller who waits for the Zebras to arrive before throwing a punch. |
| 10 | Donald Brashear | Cant wait for him to DIE so i can piss on his grave. |
| 11 | Cory Sarich | Yet another Gay Masked Gladiator. |
| 12 | Pierre-Luc Leblond | Dirt Bag French Redneck |
| 13 | Ryan Reaves | Is his mother still turning tricks for $20? |
| 14 | Darcy Verot | WOW.. there is no words, asshole isn't strong enough. |
| 15 | B.J. Crombeen | Spot Picker |
| 16 | Eric Tangradi | Big visor wearing douche. Hopefully will have a short career. Another Artyukhin |
| 17 | Rick Nash | Lotsa dirt and no class, backs nothing. Spineless. |
| 18 | Ryane Clowe | Try fighting a real fighter you bitch. |
| 19 | Joe Paterson | Girlie Hair Puller |
| 20 | Arron Asham | Dirty FBI that should be hung by the Red River. |
| 21 | Drew Bagnall | Spot Picker Supreme |
| 22 | Francois Beauchemin | Visor wearing french faggot tough guy. Kevin Bieksa 2.0 super spot picker award. |