| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Jeff Ewasko | The guy is garbage, can't fight, just takes up space |
| 2 | Chris Neil | Needs to buy some teeth, and not be so damn gay. |
| 3 | Steve Downie | Nothing but a cheapshot artist. |
| 4 | Neil Clark | He sucks at fighting, and thinks he's better than he really is at playing hockey. |
| 5 | Adam Smyth | Cheapest fighter ever, likes to turtle, and hit you while your down on the ice. |
| 6 | Mike Komisarek | Puss. |
| 7 | Zack Stortini | |
| 8 | Jeff Zehr | I don't really hate him, i just wish he played like he use to. |
| 9 | Cal Clutterbuck | |
| 10 | Kris Waltze | Pulled a guys hair. |
| 11 | Chris Slater | Had to seriously be the worst defenseman EVER in his own zone, guy was a fucking ballerina when he got the puck. |
| 12 | Matt Cooke | |
| 13 | Steven Later | His spotpicking tendencies have really came out in full stride this season in the CHL, he has yet to fight anyone relevant. |
| 14 | P.K. Subban | |