| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Vincent Lecavalier | Can't take a hit without crying about it. About as bad as Martin St. Louis in that regard. And they wonder why people call for TB to be dissolved? |
| 2 | Marty McSorley | Couldn't stand him in Edmonton, hated him in Boston. Couldn't fight without a cheap shot, and his slash on Brashear cinched it. |
| 3 | Claude Lemieux | Major cheap shot artist. I guess he didn't learn his lesson when Hospodar beat him silly. At least he settled his debt to the Wings the right way. |
| 4 | Darren McCarty | If ever I hated a player more than Claude "Sucka Punch" Lemieux, it's this jackass. |
| 5 | Tony Twist | Good fighter, yes, but a punk-ass cheap-shot artist. Wish Gaetz would have had a chance to tear him a new one. |
| 6 | Scott Stevens | Good hitter, good defenseman, notorious cheap-shot artist. He threw more butt-ends of a stick at people in the corners than Harold Snepsts. |
| 7 | Steve Martinson | Putz could barely skate, much less fight worth a damn. |
| 8 | Darius Kasparaitis | Antagonistic prick. Couldn't play clean, couldn't hit worth a crap. Glad that Brashear punched him out of the NHL, the Russians can't even stand him. |
| 9 | Riley Cote | An entertaining fighter, but ultimately got smacked around like the whiny little bitch he is. Glad he's gone, another of Buttman's Huggy Bears out. |
| 10 | Steve Ott | I just hope I'm watching the day he finally slips up and gets pulverized by someone. |
| 11 | Todd Bertuzzi | Should still be suspended, since Moore will never play again. Punk ass bitch. Can't wait to see McLeod run his ass every time he visits Colorado. |
| 12 | Sean Avery | One of the biggest pieces of trash in the NHL. Hope that someone cleans his clock someday soon. |
| 13 | Wade Belak | Did this guy actually do anything? Boring fighter, spot picker, and otherwise completely worthless. |
| 14 | Larry Playfair | Total mockery of his last name, never played fair once in his career. More cheap shots than Claude Lemieux. |
| 15 | David Backes | Chickenshit spot-picker. Take on a real heavyweight, you pussy! |
| 16 | Brendan Shanahan | How's Janney's wife, you fucking jackass? And you're the head of disipline? Fuck you, punk. Spot-picking visor-wearing bitch. |
| 17 | Joey Kocur | But only barely. He showed up every game, did what he had to do, and I respect that. I just can't stand how many times he beat a Blackhawk to a pulp. |
| 18 | Rob Ray | Anyone that doctors his jersey to come off in a fight is a gutless coward. I don't like Twist either, but I'm glad he beat the crap out of this chump. |
| 19 | Jaromir Jagr | No denying his talent. Also no denying his lack of balls. And he wants to come back to the NHL? Fucking Crosby could drop his ass. |
| 20 | Dale Hunter | Worthless piece of crap. Dirty player with a very weak fight card. Biggest cheap-shot artist until Claude Lemieux and McSorley. |
| 21 | Georges Laraque | I like the guy, but he's nothing more than a roster filler now. Still plays hard, but forgot how to fight. Even I can do that! |
| 22 | Harold Snepsts | One of the dirtiest players to ever play the game. Would throw butt-ends of sticks in the corners, and skate away from most fights. |
| 23 | Ryan Kesler | Punk-ass little bitch runs his mouth, then pusses out when a heavy gets in his mug. One of these days he's going to get run over. |
| 24 | George Parros | Good fighter, but terrible balance. He's only barely on this list. |
| 25 | Brandon Sugden | Useless thug on skates, has zero hockey ability other than to be a worthless punching bag. Glad Brashear punched him straight to Russia. |
| 26 | Milan Lucic | Worthless pile of trash on the level of Avery and Ott. Gotta love how many people think he's a good player. Welcome to the Pussy Hockey League, I guess. |
| 27 | Brad May | His complicity in the Bertuzzi - Moore incident was more than enough. That and he's always been a spot-picking little bitch. |
| 28 | Darcy Verot | Another of the worthless morons that thinks he's a tough guy because he's earning a paycheck in the KHL. |
| 29 | David Clarkson | Waiting for him to run his mouth one time too many, and someone punches his teeth in. That and he's quite boring to watch. |
| 30 | Raffi Torres | Dirty punk-ass spot-picking bitch, just like the whole damn Vancouver team. |
| 31 | Jim Thomson | Punk-ass crybaby wants to ban fighting now. What a sissy. Sucked as a fighter anyway. Getting TKO'ed by Dana Murzyn was a laugh. |