| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Darcy Hordichuk | -A top 5 fighter in the league for the last 5 seasons
-Very entertaining fighter
-Will fight everyone
-Is a tough guy at only 6'1 215
-Hits everything that moves |
| 2 | Gino Odjick | TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER |
| 3 | Wade Brookbank | A big guy who never backs down. |
| 4 | Alex Ovechkin | -The best Russian to ever play the game of hockey
-Is not a pussy player and likes to hit, unlike Sidney Crosby |
| 5 | Chris McAllister | -Is a giant of a man
-I wish he played for the Canucks minor league team (with frequent call ups)
-Im pissed off he signed in the U.K. |
| 6 | Rob Davison | -A tough ombre
-Can boost a struggling team with a fight
Flaws:
Doesn't fight enough |
| 7 | Martin Grenier | I'm just pissed he signed in Russia |
| 8 | Kevin Bieksa | A tough guy who can score |
| 9 | Kip Brennan | I was just pissed he signed in Finland |
| 10 | Matt Cooke | HITS EVERY FUCKING THING!
WISH THE CANUCKS STILL HAD HIM! |
| 11 | Sean Avery | Is a dickhead, I don't mind that! |
| 12 | Alex Burrows | -Is a guy who can fight and agitate peeps.
-Is a cocksucker, I don't mind
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| 13 | Shane O'Brien | Has a lazy eye like me. |
| 14 | Mike Brown | Is now a Duck so now he can go die of aids! |
| 15 | Milan Lucic | A big gritty power forward who doesn't fight as much anymore, and I'm pissed off again! |
| 16 | Marc Savard | An underrated playmaker who is an awesome forward!
Wish he played for the Canucks. |
| 17 | Marc-Andre Roy | Drafted by the Canucks but never played for the Canucks. I wish he made the Salmon Kings or Moose. |
| 18 | Steve Montador | Is a tough gritty defenseman who I wish the Canucks picked up for that deadweight Taylor Pyatt. |
| 19 | Cody Hodgson | Could be the best Canucks prospect off all time!!! Can't wait for him to make the Nucks. |
| 20 | Willie Mitchell | A Defensive D-Man who can get his team going by fighting pussies like Mason Raymond, Sorry Mason!!!
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| 21 | Steve Bernier | He's alright but has not live up to potential. |
| 22 | Brent Seabrook | Is from BRITISH COLUMBIA. |
| 23 | Paul Bissonnette | Has a retarded name! |
| 24 | Jarome Iginla | Is black!
We all love black peeps. |
| 25 | Zdeno Chara | Is tall and cheats on the hardest shot competition with his long stick. |
| 26 | Zack Fitzgerald | Hope he makes the Nucks soon. |
| 27 | Jay Bouwmeester | RETARDED NAME! |
| 28 | Brent Burns | Is a tough good Offensive D-Man! |
| 29 | Shea Weber | Has a harder shot than Chara.
CAUSE CHARA CHEATS! |
| 30 | Eric Neilson | Reminds me of Hordichuk! |
| 31 | Eric Godard | His punch reminds me of Kocur! |
| 32 | Ryan Getzlaf | Looks like an alien! |
| 33 | Ryan Johnson | Is a shot blocking machine! |
| 34 | Zach Parise | A good underrated sniper! |
| 35 | Donald Brashear | Second best fighter in the league!
And again is black and insane! |
| 36 | Georges Laraque | A nice guy and is black! |