|1||Darcy Hordichuk|| -A top 5 fighter in the league for the last 5 seasons
-Very entertaining fighter
-Will fight everyone
-Is a tough guy at only 6'1 215
-Hits everything that moves|
|2||Gino Odjick|| TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER|
|3||Wade Brookbank|| A big guy who never backs down.|
|4||Alex Ovechkin|| -The best Russian to ever play the game of hockey
-Is not a pussy player and likes to hit, unlike Sidney Crosby|
|5||Chris McAllister|| -Is a giant of a man
-I wish he played for the Canucks minor league team (with frequent call ups)
-Im pissed off he signed in the U.K. |
|6||Rob Davison|| -A tough ombre
-Can boost a struggling team with a fight
Doesn't fight enough|
|7||Martin Grenier|| I'm just pissed he signed in Russia|
|8||Kevin Bieksa|| A tough guy who can score|
|9||Kip Brennan|| I was just pissed he signed in Finland|
|10||Matt Cooke|| HITS EVERY FUCKING THING!
WISH THE CANUCKS STILL HAD HIM!|
|11||Sean Avery|| Is a dickhead, I don't mind that!|
|12||Alex Burrows|| -Is a guy who can fight and agitate peeps.
-Is a cocksucker, I don't mind
|13||Shane O'Brien|| Has a lazy eye like me.|
|14||Mike Brown|| Is now a Duck so now he can go die of aids!|
|15||Milan Lucic|| A big gritty power forward who doesn't fight as much anymore, and I'm pissed off again!|
|16||Marc Savard|| An underrated playmaker who is an awesome forward!
Wish he played for the Canucks.|
|17||Marc-Andre Roy|| Drafted by the Canucks but never played for the Canucks. I wish he made the Salmon Kings or Moose.|
|18||Steve Montador|| Is a tough gritty defenseman who I wish the Canucks picked up for that deadweight Taylor Pyatt.|
|19||Cody Hodgson|| Could be the best Canucks prospect off all time!!! Can't wait for him to make the Nucks. |
|20||Willie Mitchell|| A Defensive D-Man who can get his team going by fighting pussies like Mason Raymond, Sorry Mason!!!
|21||Steve Bernier|| He's alright but has not live up to potential.|
|22||Brent Seabrook|| Is from BRITISH COLUMBIA.|
|23||Paul Bissonnette|| Has a retarded name!|
|24||Jarome Iginla|| Is black!
We all love black peeps.|
|25||Zdeno Chara|| Is tall and cheats on the hardest shot competition with his long stick.|
|26||Zack Fitzgerald|| Hope he makes the Nucks soon.|
|27||Jay Bouwmeester|| RETARDED NAME!|
|28||Brent Burns|| Is a tough good Offensive D-Man!|
|29||Shea Weber|| Has a harder shot than Chara.
CAUSE CHARA CHEATS!|
|30||Eric Neilson|| Reminds me of Hordichuk!|
|31||Eric Godard|| His punch reminds me of Kocur!|
|32||Ryan Getzlaf|| Looks like an alien!|
|33||Ryan Johnson|| Is a shot blocking machine!|
|34||Zach Parise|| A good underrated sniper!|
|35||Donald Brashear|| Second best fighter in the league!
And again is black and insane!|
|36||Georges Laraque|| A nice guy and is black!|