| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Georges Laraque | |
| 2 | Sidney Crosby | Fucking faggot crybaby. Was out for a couple months because (s)he had sand in her....i mean his vagina. |
| 3 | Jared Boll | |
| 4 | Marty McSorley | Haha Brashear owned your ass. |
| 5 | Sean Avery | Has an extra chromosome and that's the reason why he acts the way he does. |
| 6 | Ryan Hollweg | Fucking faggot, if I was playing against him I would hit him from behind. |