| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Joey Kocur | |
| 2 | Terry O'Reilly | |
| 3 | Colton Orr | Loses 50% of his fights, gets lucky from time to time, typical ranger enforcer, average. |
| 4 | Brendan Shanahan | Sucks, Cry baby, Bitch, complains after every penalty. |
| 5 | Sean Avery | Sucked before, now with the Ranger uniform makes him even worse, pussy shrimp |
| 6 | Jaromir Jagr | Most selfish pussy like player ever. Perfect fit for the Rangers |
| 7 | Ryan Hollweg | Typical ranger. Him and Avery are fighting for the dirtiest players in the NHL. Gets beat up 75% of the time. |