| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Sean Avery | Darcy Tucker's Loud Twin. |
| 2 | Darcy Tucker | O.K. player, Fast skater, but an Embellisher. |
| 3 | Ryan Hollweg | Cheap shots are his most entertaining highlights. |
| 4 | Corey Perry | Talented player, but a Weak, visored-fighter. |
| 5 | Chris Kunitz | He is a smaller version of Corey Perry. |
| 6 | Mark Bell | Below .500 and lost Decisively to Matt Cooke. |
| 7 | Todd Bertuzzi | For his Size, he should be much better. |
| 8 | Matt Cooke | Goes into the Defense Curl when attacked. |
| 9 | Barret Jackman | He Loses more fights than he should. |
| 10 | Zack Stortini | The Canadian equivalent of Andrei Nazarov. |
| 11 | Jaroslav Spacek | He performs Borderline acts and Never fights. |
| 12 | Raffi Torres | He throws far too many Borderline hits. |
| 13 | Ben Eager | A Big, Lesser-Skilled version of Sean Avery. |
| 14 | Rich Pilon | He performed many Cheap shots in his day. |
| 15 | Ulf Samuelsson | He performed too many Questionable acts. |
| 16 | Colby Armstrong | He can Hit, but always Retreats when pursued. |
| 17 | Sean Hill | He Never backs up his hitting with fighting. |
| 18 | Derek Roy | He has Ability, but Dives too often. |
| 19 | Brooks Orpik | He should be a better Defender than he is. |
| 20 | Brian Campbell | A Skilled Defenseman, but not very Tough. |
| 21 | Maxime Talbot | Too many fights fought to still be Winless. |
| 22 | Tuomo Ruutu | He covered up against Kunitz; That's Weak. |
| 23 | Maxim Afinogenov | He never seems to reach his Full Potential. |
| 24 | Stephane Robidas | A Small, Weak defender; Gets Dropped easily. |
| 25 | Christoph Schubert | A Questionable hitter; Has No hockey sense. |
| 26 | Colin White | He used to fight well, but not anymore. |
| 27 | Derian Hatcher | He should be a better fighter for his Size. |
| 28 | Paul Gaustad | He is Big, yet rarely fights Heavyweights. |
| 29 | Joni Pitkanen | A Myriad of Talent, but Zero hockey sense. |
| 30 | Ethan Moreau | Not a good scrapper for a scrappy player. |
| 31 | Kirk Maltby | He always seems to Bail whenever he fights. |
| 32 | Andre Roy | Below .500 record for a Legitimate Heavyweight. |
| 33 | Andrew Peters | Too inconsistent for as powerful as he is. |
| 34 | Patrick Lalime | He fought, but NOT very well. |
| 35 | Henrik Lundqvist | He is Unbeatable Low, but must improve High. |
| 36 | Miikka Kiprusoff | Very Athletic, but he leaves room Upstairs. |
| 37 | Andrew Raycroft | Saying he is Overrated is an Understatement. |
| 38 | Ryan Miller | He needs to learn how to use his Athleticism. |
| 39 | Keith Ballard | He can Hit, but needs to improve his fighting. |
| 40 | Alexander Svitov | He enjoys visored-fights with non-fighters. |
| 41 | Lyle Odelein | He fought often, but was a little too inconsistent. |
| 42 | Paul Mara | He frequently interrupts fights around him. |
| 43 | Dany Heatley | He sometimes decides to play less than 100%. |
| 44 | Andy Sutton | He has improved, but still uses his Elbow. |
| 45 | Alexander Perezhogin | He appears to believe the Stick is a Weapon. |
| 46 | Bryan Marchment | Not a bad defender, but a Questionable hitter. |
| 47 | Denis Gauthier | Similar to Sean Hill; Hits without fighting. |
| 48 | Steve Downie | He fights often, but rarely loses the Shield. |
| 49 | Marty McSorley | Great Defenseman and fighter, but too Cheap. |
| 50 | Lee Goren | He is an AWFUL fighter for 6'3, 205 lbs. |
| 51 | Vaclav Varada | He has Twice been attacked by Goalies. |
| 52 | Andy Hilbert | He can't Finish very well and CANNOT fight. |
| 53 | Mick Vukota | An Average enforcer with Minimal other skills. |
| 54 | Steve McKenna | He was BIG, yet had LITTLE balance. |
| 55 | Mike Peluso | He was always willing, but had bad balance. |
| 56 | Michal Handzus | A Strong two-way player, but an Awful fighter. |
| 57 | Ron Hextall | He actually was not that great of a fighter. |
| 58 | Tommy Soderstrom | He gave up WAY too many soft goals. |
| 59 | Dave Lewis | Soft Adolf Hitler ruined the 2006-2007 Bruins. |
| 60 | Lindy Ruff | A Bad fighter in his day; Cheap Coach. |
| 61 | Joel Quenneville | Toews coached the Hawks by himself. |
| 62 | Ron Wilson | Along with Miller, cost USA a Gold. |
| 63 | Craig Ramsay | Very soft coach and too Defensive. |
| 64 | Paul Maurice | Obviously, the softest of all coaches. |
| 65 | Alain Vigneault | Does not appear to enjoy toughness. |
| 66 | Alex Burrows | He is a good player, but CANNOT fight. |
| 67 | Adam Burish | He fights often, but NOT well at all. |
| 68 | Patrick Kaleta | He is just another Tucker/Avery Wannabe. |
| 69 | Cody McLeod | He cannot even fight well against bad fighters. |
| 70 | Maxim Lapierre | He is a decent player, but just too cheap. |
| 71 | Billy Tibbetts | He had no Self-Control and could not fight. |
| 72 | Petr Svoboda | He always used to jump in, then run away. |
| 73 | Stephane Veilleux | At least HE thinks he can fight. |
| 74 | Steve Bernier | For his Size, he Embellishes too much. |
| 75 | Brian Boucher | Has ruined the Flyers with his bad goals. |
| 76 | Matt Greene | This poor guy just CANNOT fight. |
| 77 | Paul Bissonnette | A little dull and not a good player. |
| 78 | Mike Brown | Had zero skill besides his fighting. |
| 79 | Brandon Prust | Never backs down, but not Entertaining. |
| 80 | Matt Bradley | Not a very good or exciting fighter. |
| 81 | Colin Fraser | Seems to be the NHL's worst fighter. |
| 82 | Mike Richards | Hopefully LA knows what they are doing. |
| 83 | Ryan Kesler | All-around player, but a BAD fighter. |
| 84 | Aaron Rome | Selfish Act cost his team a Championship. |