| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Darcy Tucker | Absolutely fearless. As one of the smallest playes int he leagues will throw hits against playesr like Chara. Can drop the gloves and back his play up, and win fights. |
| 2 | Chris Simon | True warrior, tough motherfucker, and scared of no one. Could knock out a horse |
| 3 | Doug Gilmour | One of my idols growing up. |
| 4 | Matt Carkner | Love watching him get beat down by Orr, great entertainment |
| 5 | Evander Kane | Cooke KO... Kane is the man |
| 6 | Colton Orr | |
| 7 | Colby Armstrong | Dude is fucking hilarious, deserves a radio show |
| 8 | Paul Kariya | |
| 9 | Darren Langdon | |
| 10 | Eric Godard | |
| 11 | Matt Cooke | Everyone on this side should be ashamed... |
| 12 | Brendan Shanahan | Great player, all-round. Can play a tough hard-nosed game with skill and could fight like an Irishman |
| 13 | Gary Roberts | A poor man's Shanahan. Showed true heart making it back to the NHL after his injury problems |
| 14 | Clayton Stoner | Stooooonnnnneeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
| 15 | Zac Rinaldo | Dirty, but the kid can fight. Maybe people are gonna learn spotpicking Rinaldo will get your face split. |
| 16 | Todd Fedoruk | |
| 17 | Jon "Nasty" Mirasty | |
| 18 | Wendel Clark | |
| 19 | Ray Emery | Cocaine is a hell of a drug. |
| 20 | Tim Thomas | |
| 21 | Lyndon Byers | "Hey, What? Are You are calling me a goon? What do you think I am, a goon? Cause I got 830 minutes in penalties in 200 games? What, is that considered...? What do I got? I got 29 goals, I got 2 goals this year. Don't pressure me" |
| 22 | Mike Brown | Sick handle bars, it's all in the 'stach |
| 23 | Owen Nolan | |
| 24 | Ryan O'Byrne | Finished a shift with a skate-slashed cheek. Otherwise a pylon. And purse-snatcher. |