| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Sidney Crosby | Better than that other scumbag, but too puss to be the "face" of the league. |
| 2 | Wayne Gretzky | The Great One...but Leaf fans know the deal |
| 3 | Sheldon Souray | Everyone thinks he's tough because he's a fuckin spot-picker and only fought like 2 or 3 good fighters in his entire NHL career, Fuck him! |
| 4 | Steve Moore | STOP WITH THE FUCKIN SEWING!!!!!! |
| 5 | Alexander Perezhogin | Should be on everyone's hate list |
| 6 | Zdeno Chara | FIGHT ACTUAL ENFORCERS |
| 7 | Jiri Tlusty | The Great Scandal Of '07 |
| 8 | Staffan Kronwall | So shook to go into corners, fuckin Pussy |
| 9 | John Pohl | Did absolutely NOTHING for the Leafs, besides take up cap space |
| 10 | Jon "Bates" Battaglia | Was never scratched, causing Belak to miss so many games! |
| 11 | Francis Bouillon | Classic example of why people trash players with visors |
| 12 | Dominic Forcier | This bitchass is like 7 foot 350 pounds and got his ass BEAT by the greatest enforcer of all time Tim Leveque! |
| 13 | Andrew Ference | Don't hate him at all, but man, he lost to Cindy!!! |
| 14 | Steve Webb | I HATED him in the Leafs/Islanders '02 series |
| 15 | Alex Ovechkin | BUM |
| 16 | Chris Neil | Still hate him from the Leafs/Sens rivalry |
| 17 | Patrick Kaleta | Cheap, turtling trash |
| 18 | Evgeni Artyukhin | 6'4, 250 lbs of SOFT |
| 19 | Milan Lucic | Exposed by COLTON ORR |
| 20 | Colin Campbell | Leave Steve Downey alone!!! |
| 21 | Daniel Carcillo | Shit his pants against the Leafs ALL YEAR, along with the rest of his team. |
| 22 | Todd Fedoruk | Don't hate him at all, but it's one of the saddest cases of "Completely Losing It After A Bunch Of Brutal Losses" i've ever seen with an enforcer. |
| # | Team | Comments |
| 1 | Atlanta Thrashers 2005-2006 | Cheap/Soft/Chara type of team. |
| 2 | Montreal Canadiens 2005-2006 | Dirty Scumbags |
| 3 | Montreal Canadiens 2006-2007 | More Dirty Scumbags |
| 4 | Toronto Maple Leafs 2007-2008 | The first time i've EVER hated the Leafs. What a train wreck this team was! WOW!!! Probably the worst professional team i've ever personally seen in Toronto! The wreck started when there was the goalie problem at the beginning of the year (both ended up sucking BIG TIME) and the huge GM issue. The rest was history, but luckily the Leafs have learned from this GOD-AWFUL mistake. This was the final year the Leafs would be this pathetic, and the next buch of years were a "rebuilding" process. |
| 5 | Montreal Canadiens 2008-2009 | You guys really showed the Leafs! Looking like a bunch of fuckin kids out there going after Grabovski and making fools of yourselves in the process. Not once was anybody on the Leafs even close to intimidated by these pussies. |
| 6 | Canada 2009-2010 | Worst Canadian team i've ever seen. WOW, these guys fuckin SUCK! Bunch of pathetic, soft pussies. I hope i'm wrong, but they are going nowhere this year, probably worse than last time. EDIT - While I am happy I was wrong, and they did win, they were still pathetic in many aspects. I could have sworn that was Team Russia out there. The '02 team sweeps the floor with these guys. |
| 7 | Philadelphia Flyers 2009-2010 | WOW, this is supposed to be the BROAD STREET BULLIES?!? I could have sworn they shit their pants in every meeting with the Leafs (mostly Carcillo). Orr single handedly made THE BROAD STREET BULLIES go run to their mothers. |
| # | Game | Comments |
| 1 | Dec 2, 2006 Toronto-Montreal | All i have to say to this game is "Fuck You". It was a fuckin disgrace and really showed how badly this Leaf team has turned into such pussies. Tucker was being the biggest pussy in the game and thats all i have to say about that...fuck this game... |
| 2 | Feb 10, 2007 Pittsburgh-Toronto | All i have to say to this game is "Fuck You". It was a fuckin mess and really showed how badly things can happen within just a matter of seconds. Newbz gettin KO'd was one of the worst things i've ever had to witness while watching a Leaf game...almost as bad as Kipreos. Then they went and lost a MUST WIN game...fuck this game... |
| 3 | Jun 12, 2009 Pittsburgh-Detroit G7 | When it comes down to Detroit & Cindy in the finals, is there really a winner in the end? Everybody lost in this series, including us, the fans. |
| 4 | Sep 27, 2008 Toronto-Buffalo | If you want to know why the Leafs sucked from 05-09, watch this game, perfect example. |