| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Eric Boulton | Pretends to lose his balance to get out of fighting. |
| 2 | Andrei Nazarov | Dirty fighter and hugger. Terrible to watch. On the plus side, at least he was a Euro willing to drop the gloves. |
| 3 | Jarkko Ruutu | An unbelievably dirty player. He can actually fight a bit but spot picks. |
| 4 | Taylor Pyatt | The Sedins can make anybody look good. He can actually fight but rarely ever does because he's too busy being crappy. |
| 5 | Jason Wiemer | He was tough but also a bit of a spot picker at times. |
| 6 | Derek Plante | One of the biggest sissies to ever pass through the Sabres organization. I hated this guy. |
| 7 | Nathan Perrott | Once promising, flushed it with his Brash Jr. crap. |
| 8 | Alexei Zhitnik | Always thought he was overrated in pretty much every aspect of the game, he's basically a guy with great conditioning who can log a lot of ice time but not do much of note otherwise. He has a terrible shot from the point that misses almost every time. |
| 9 | Claude Lemieux | I don't think it's possible for anyone to have ever liked Claude Lemieux. He threw cheap shots, he turtled, he hid behind a shield, he picked his spot and took on non-fighters and Euros, etc. |
| 10 | Chris Dingman | Throws girlie punches and hugs. One of the worst fighters ever. |
| 11 | Sean Avery | He's calmed down a little but still hard to really like this guy unless he's playing for your squad. Just a weasel. |
| 12 | Richard Smehlik | Big guy who wouldn't hit. |
| 13 | Eric Lindros | I must say, it is pretty amusing seeing the once fearsome Lindros reduced to playing like a bitch because he can't afford another shot to the dome. |
| 14 | Martin St. Louis | I can't exactly put my finger on why, but this guy just annoys the hell out of me. |
| 15 | Steve McKenna | Worst balance ever. Being 6'8" and 250 doesn't mean shit if you can't stay on your feet for more than four seconds at a time. |
| 16 | Michael Peca | Very annoying and cheap. I loved it when Konowalchuk kicked his ass. |
| 17 | Miroslav Satan | Epic name (and he knows it, why else would he have a devil beard) but he is a streaky and selfish player. |
| 18 | Denis Gauthier | Cheap shotting, visor wearing pussy. On the rare occasions when his gloves come off, he can't fight for shit. |
| 19 | Brad Ference | Drop the visor, wuss. |
| 20 | Darius Kasparaitis | Pussy Euro who never answered the bell for his cheap play. |
| 21 | Uwe Krupp | Really big body but rarely made use of it. |
| 22 | Matt Cooke | Cheap shot artist. Rarely fights and sucks when he does drop the gloves. |
| 23 | Sidney Crosby | Great hockey player, but he's a chickenshit, whiny bitch. I get sick of hearing about him all the time. |
| 24 | Zdeno Chara | Land a few punches, fall down, pick up the tainted win. Looks more at home with Gomez Adams than on a hockey rink. |
| 25 | Dominik Hasek | Always seems to pull a disappearing act when his team needs him the most, usually around playoff time. Tough guy who attacked a newspaper columnist who questioned his heart and assaulted a man with a hockey stick during a pickup game in his home country. |
| 26 | Derek Roy | Little diving, yapping bitch. I hate that little smirk he always has on his face, and how tough he acts when the linesmen are in there to protect him. |
| 27 | Doug Houda | A speed bag, but not an entertaining one. Had terrible balance. |
| 28 | Andy Sutton | Dirty player who no longer fights. |
| 29 | Vaclav Varada | Dirty player. Wouldn't answer the bell very often, either. |
| 30 | Paul Gaustad | Likes to play with people's shirts rather than throw punches and when he does throw they seem to be mostly pillows. Enjoys a reputation as a tough guy but I think it's not quite deserved. |
| 31 | Hal Gill | The gentle giant. |
| 32 | Ben Eager | Willing fighter but he's a punk. |
| 33 | Igor Ulanov | Dirty player. Loved watching him get his ass kicked. |
| 34 | Brendan Tedstone | A novelty act. The exact opposite of the image a hockey enforcer should have in this day and age. Couldn't stay on his feet for more than a few seconds. |
| 35 | Steve Ott | Little bitch. Couldn't win a fight to save his life so he resorted to spot picking and hitting guys while they were down. |
| 36 | Daniel Briere | Absolutely no toughness or thoughts of playing defense. Pretty irritating. |
| 37 | Brian Campbell | Overpaid. Has a reputation as a hitter for one big hit - otherwise he's a figure skater. |
| 38 | Jeremy Roenick | Yap, yap, yap. |
| 39 | Ryan Hollweg | Absolutely worthless player. Dirty and can't fight or score. |
| 40 | Zack Stortini | Wannabe heavyweight, couldn't hang with the big boys so he holds on for dear life. |
| 41 | Alexander Svitov | Normally I'd like a tough Euro but this guy needs to stop picking his spots. Although I did enjoy him pounding Veilleux. |
| 42 | Stephane Veilleux | Can't fight for shit - the only time he could win was against Radim Vrbata, and he even had to resort to jumping him. |
| 43 | Matt Johnson | Cowardly sucker punch from behind ended Jeff Beukeboom's career. No respect for this man at all. |
| 44 | Chris Kunitz | Mouthy guy who doesn't back up much, like his buddy Corey Perry. |
| 45 | Garnet Exelby | Dirty player and fake tough guy. Used to fight but pusses out now. |
| 46 | Raffi Torres | Plays pretty dirty, likes to use his elbows. |
| 47 | Dale Purinton | His reputation is well deserved. |
| 48 | Billy Tibbetts | Dirtbag. This guy always did a bunch of stupid shit to get himself into trouble and ruined his career. |
| 49 | Mike Ribeiro | Faked an injury and then laughed about it, a disgrace. |
| 50 | Mike Komisarek | Hope the Leafs are enjoying Komi's services ($4.5M, lol). One of the most overrated players in the league the past few years, a phony tough guy and not a particularly good defenseman either. |
| 51 | Chris Pronger | Pretty cheap. An awful fight card too, full of Euros and non-fighters yet he's always hyped up as tough. |
| 52 | Georges Laraque | Just doesn't have a mean streak. Early in his career he was a badass and demolished pretty much everybody... now his fights usually suck and he's living off of reputation. |
| 53 | Sheldon Souray | Remember kids, fighting with tape on your hands, instant game misconduct. Fighting with a wrist guard that covers most of your hand is OK. |
| 54 | Patrick Kaleta | This guy is probably going to have a Brett Lindros length career. Has a ton of injury problems already and it seems like the entirety of the league hates him, and referees don't give him calls anymore because they know he is a turtler and faker (watch him snap his head back dramatically every time he is pushed by somebody). Big hitter but doesn't step up. |
| 55 | Mike Danton | Napoleon complex, midget who tried to act like a tough guy but never won a fight. |
| 56 | Martin Havlat | Stick swinger... and who kicks in hockey? |
| 57 | Dion Phaneuf | Everyone always acts like he's Mike Tyson when he drops the gloves which is annoying... talented d-man but a visor wearing pillow puncher. |
| 58 | Tim Connolly | He must be made out of porcelain - the guy gets hurt just standing up it seems. Great stickhandler but you'll be lucky to get him suited up for any length of time to make use of his skills. |
| 59 | Johan Franzen | Big pussy, huge guy, starts shit but then when somebody starts throwing turns away like a girl. |
| 60 | Darryl Bootland | Overrated career minor leaguer. People were so desperate for fighting in Detroit they thought this guy was king shit. |
| 61 | Gino Odjick | Never really liked him. A dirty fighter who liked to get the jump, and looked like a retard. |
| 62 | Kris Newbury | Always trying to start stuff with Euros and non-fighters like he's some kind of bad ass, then got his ass kicked by guys like Ron Petrovicky and Doug Janik. |
| 63 | Bobby Holik | Dirty, never fights - although it's no surprise considering he took several beatings his rookie year and never really dropped 'em that much after that. |
| 64 | Corey Perry | Another chickenshit who talks big but rarely backs it up against anybody who can actually give him a fight. |
| 65 | Maxim Lapierre | Cheap shotter. Who loses a fight to PJ Axelsson? |
| 66 | Tuomo Ruutu | Cheap, but unlike Jarkko, he can't fight either. |
| 67 | Maxim Afinogenov | Skates around aimlessly, is careless with the puck, and is a puck hog. One positive for him is that he has a little grit and will stand up for himself. |
| 68 | Evgeni Malkin | Talented player but he's a bit of a fake tough guy. Tries to get involved in scrums and stuff but truly doesn't want any part of actually fighting. |
| 69 | Kirk Maltby | Phony tough guy who does absolutely nothing. |
| 70 | Alex Kovalev | Crybaby who is over protected by the officials. Also pretends he's tough. Amusing to see him get his ass kicked by somebody who can actually fight. |
| 71 | Nik Antropov | Fake tough guy. Massive and likes to jump into scrums but how often does he actually fight? |
| 72 | Mike Richards | Don't dislike this guy at all but I hate all the Flyers homers acting like he's the greatest player to ever lace up skates. His fighting skill is overrated as well. |
| 73 | Guillaume Latendresse | Visor wearing puss. |
| 74 | Darren McCarty | His jersey conveniently came off quite a lot, even after the tie down rule was put into effect. Everybody bitches when Rob Ray did it but he never once lost his jersey after the rule was enacted. What about McCarty? |
| 75 | Alexander Perezhogin | I can't believe this guy made it to the NHL for two years after bashing that guy's face in with his stick. Guess the Canadiens organization didn't have any problem with it. |
| 76 | Ian Laperriere | This guy fights often, and that must be why everybody loves him, because all of his fights suck. He hugs too much for a "great fighter." |
| 77 | Dominic Moore | A career fourth liner who had a decent showing on a shitty Leafs team - good play by Burke to steal a second rounder for him from Buffalo. |
| 78 | Tomas Holmstrom | Just flaps his gums like the rest of the Wings. Praised for his toughness for going in front of the net but when guys try to clear him out he whines for penalties rather than defend himself. |
| 79 | Mitch Fritz | A big worthless goon, although everybody rides his jock. |
| 80 | Andre Deveaux | Brings nothing to the table, but I felt a little bad for this guy trying to live up to the expectations that were heaped on him, because he's really not a heavyweight. |
| 81 | Chris Chelios | Fake tough guy and cheap. Have fun trying to cling to your career in the AHL you old piece of shit. |
| 82 | Mike Brown | Fast hands, but turned into a boring hugger. |
| 83 | Jamal Mayers | Boring wrestler. |
| 84 | Todd Bertuzzi | The horse has been beaten to death on the Moore thing, but was it really worth it? His career has never really recovered and I think we're all lucky to still have fighting in the NHL after what happened. |
| 85 | Rick DiPietro | Nothing against this guy really but the whole thing has really blown up in the face of the Isles. Traded Luongo to make room for him, signed him for 15 years, and now he's constantly hurt. |
| 86 | Theoren Fleury | Always acted tough but never did anything because he was a midget. |
| 87 | Jochen Hecht | Darcy Regier should commit suicide for signing this man to a $4 million/year contract. |
| 88 | Francois Leroux | Worthless goon that contributed to ending the career of a great player with an elbow. |
| 89 | Wade Belak | Just never a big fan of this guy, maybe it was all the years of Leafs homers acting like he was the second coming of Christ. Went through a phase where he was scared of being hit, and he brings zilch to the table besides fighting. |
| 90 | Andrej Sekera | Please stop softly throwing the puck blindly into the slot, directly to players on the opposing team lining up a point blank shot on your goaltender. Thanks. |
| 91 | Andrew Ference | Spot picks, and lost a fight to Sidney Crosby! |
| 92 | Mike Milbury | What a horrible general manager, ran one of hockey's most decorated franchises into the ground. Terrible broadcaster as well, you know you're an idiot when even Jeremy Roenick is at a loss for words when you open your mouth. |
| 93 | Alex Ovechkin | Thinks he can get away with anything because he's a star. The NHL is having their hand forced when it comes to dealing with this guy and his dirty hitting. |
| 94 | Andreas Lilja | It's a sad state of affairs when this guy is the toughest person on your hockey team for several straight seasons. |
| 95 | Cal Clutterbuck | Shit stirrer who doesn't fight. |
| 96 | Ray Emery | Fighting goalies are good but this guy is way too much of a head case. |
| 97 | Scott Hartnell | What an asshole. Plays dirty and runs goalies but then picks his fights. |
| 98 | Matt Greene | Terrible fighter. |
| 99 | Tyler Kennedy | It was a pigman Jerry! |
| 100 | Aki Berg | Big softie, horrible defenseman too. |
| 101 | Jaromir Jagr | No heart. |
| 102 | Darcy Verot | It's easy to be a tough guy in the KHL. |
| 103 | Alexei Yashin | Zero heart, was just in it for the money, they had the nerve to make him a captain despite this fact. Part of one of Milbury's signature boneheaded trades. |
| 104 | Cory Cross | This guy sucked, massive but notoriously soft for his size. |
| 105 | Dmitri Kalinin | Had some potential but ended up being a bust, too careless with the puck. |
| 106 | Peter Worrell | Was never a big Worrell fan, could dominate with size so he just wrestled people. Rarely went punch for punch. |
| 107 | Craig Rivet | Rivet's best days are behind him, unfortunately. Just taking up space now. |
| 108 | Paul Bissonnette | Don't really buy into the hype for this guy, he seems like a wannabe heavy to me. |
| 109 | P.K. Subban | Too much yapping. People are getting annoyed so now he wants to be seen fighting rather than actually doing it. |
| 110 | Justin Abdelkader | As with any Wings player who shows any willingness to fight no matter how poor he is at it, he is overrated. |
| 111 | Colin Fraser | Terrible at fighting. Lost to a man who was decisively beaten by Sidney Crosby. Please stop. |
| 112 | Maxime Talbot | Fake tough guy. |