| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Trevor Gillies | I hate a few players, but Gillies is on top of my list for sure. Yes, he is a though guy and fights very well, but is a dirty and useless piece of shit. |
| 2 | Derek Dorsett | Douche. Can't fight. |
| 3 | Paul Kariya | Left the Ducks trying to win the Cup. Never won it, while Anaheim and Teemu did. |
| 4 | Jody Shelley | Dirty player. |
| 5 | Sidney Crosby | Diver, soft, crybaby, whiner... |
| 6 | Henrik Sedin | Diver and a piece of shit. |
| 7 | Daniel Sedin | A pussy like his sister, 'nuff said. |
| 8 | Daniel Alfredsson | Cheapshot artist who never answers for his acts. |
| 9 | Sean Avery | Plain and simple Sean Avery. |
| 10 | Kyle Clifford | Tries to act tough, but can't fight. Loved when Brookbank destroyed him. |
| 11 | Steve Downie | Dirty douche. |
| 12 | Colton Orr | I don't really hate him, I just think he is way overrated. |