| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Shean Donovan | goofy looking idiot, no talent hack. Should not be in NHL. Celebrates every goal like its his last, which has gotten incredibly old. |
| 2 | Gary Suter | Dirtiest of the dirt. I'll never forget his cheapshots on Gretzky and Kariya. Alaways acted so innocent too, but he knew what he was doing..... |
| 3 | Jarome Iginla | Never stops smiling, which drives me nuts, even when his team loses. Fights with a visor on, which also drives me nuts. |
| 4 | Marcus Nilson | cheap, no talent hack |
| 5 | Andrew Ference | Little rodent. Cheap, awkward, dirty little rat faced bastard. Hated him since his junior days. |
| 6 | Mike Commodore | Sideshow Bob. Thank God he's out of Western Canada with that dumb looking afro. Not NHL calibre. |
| 7 | Ville Nieminen | This guy should be dead after the slew foot on Joeseph in the '04 playoffs. Then, gets suspended again for hitting Lecavalier from behind. One big Idiot. |
| 8 | Dion Phaneuf | Has a permananet frown on his face, gives him a Cro-Magnon like appearance. Fights with a visor on...a big no-no in my books. |
| 9 | Denis Gauthier | Loves to hide behind the visor. Extremely reckless, hurts people, hurts himself. Never backs stuff up. |
| 10 | Steve Montador | Total NHL reject. I'll always remember him screaming like a little girl for someone to pass him the puck during Game 1 ot against S.J. in the '04 playoffs. Can't beleive he scored either. |
| 11 | Miikka Kiprusoff | Extremely overrated. Strong positional goalie, yes, but I would be too with a sound defense in front of me. Sucks one-on-one, breakaway, penalty shots. Stupid nickname. Looks dim-witted. One more year before he cans. |
| 12 | Craig Conroy | Like a cartoon character....eyes darting around crazily, motor-mouth, and inventor of the green hard hat....this guy has got to get off those super-duper jelly-beans. Decaf please! |
| 13 | Robyn Regehr | The gentle giant. Won't fight/can't fight. Looks like Dr. Sayus or Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Can't talk real good neither. |
| 14 | Chuck Kobasew | This guy is a chump, a self-absorbed primadonna. I've watched him since he was 16 and demanding trades to teams closer to his home town. Looks like Pugsly from the Adams Family. No natural talent to speak of...all his goals are ugly. |