| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Jared Boll | USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! |
| 2 | Scott Howson | Biggest piece of shit in Columbus! Thank you for tearing apart the Blue Jackets! I hope you are happy with being the biggest group of faggoty assed pussies in the NHL. DROP DEAD ASSHOLE!!!!! |
| 3 | Steve Yzerman | Captain of the fuck wings. I HATE ALL FUCK WINGS AND THEIR ASSHOLE FANS!!! Stevie Y can die. |
| 4 | Kirk Maltby | I'd love to see somebody put this cocksucker out of his misery. |
| 5 | Kris Draper | Too bad Claude didn't end his career. Ugly Faggot! |
| 6 | Tomas Holmstrom | Biggest pussy on the fuck wings. |
| 7 | Chris Chelios | Loud mouth punk bitch. The only thing he and I agree on is that Bettman must die. |
| 8 | Donald Brashear | McSorley's slash was too good for you...you deserve much worse. |
| 9 | Nicklas Lidstrom | I wish someone would cave his head in. |
| 10 | Brendan Shanahan | SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY INSTEAD OF BEING A CRYING LITTLE GIRL!!! |
| 11 | Darren McCarty | About as tough as a limp wristed homo. |
| 12 | Dominik Hasek | Wished Gino could have punched a hole in his smug face! |
| 13 | Chris Osgood | Without the winged wheel on his chest, he's nothing more than mediocre. |
| 14 | Mike Modano | Change your tampon and have another hissy fit, you crybaby bitch.
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| 15 | Steve Ott | You just piss me off! |
| 16 | James Neal | You piss me off too! |
| 17 | Krys Barch | Acts like a bad-ass when in actuallity he can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. |
| 18 | Riley Cote | Always looks like a racoon because he always sports 2 shiners. |
| 19 | Henrik Zetterberg | Henrik Zetterturd, yet another pussy on the fuck wings. |
| 20 | Pavel Datsyuk | Pavel Datsuck, as much of a pussy as his bitch wife, Zetterturd. |
| 21 | Brad Stuart | What goes around comes around motherfucker! |
| 22 | Kip Brennan | This guy is just an asshole; a rude, condescending, arrogant asshole. |
| 23 | Tom Sestito | Jesus... Do all Plymouth Whalers players fight for shit. I'd say the evidence is conclusive. |
| 24 | Todd Bertuzzi | It's so easy to sucker a guy when his back is turned, isn't it Todd? Coward. |
| 25 | Joel Theriault | From what I've seen of him, he comes off like a real ass. |
| 26 | Jesse Boulerice | I hope he gets what's coming to him. He deserves the same thing that he did to Andrew Long. |
| 27 | Louis Robitaille | For a guy that fights regularly, he loses almost all of the time. Someone should get him clued in that your supposed to win the fight. |
| 28 | Sidney Crosby | It's a Sidney Suckfest and I'm tired of watching and hearing about it. He's not the 'Next One' because no one will ever get close to Wayne Gretzky and what he has accomplished in the game; not Sidney, not anybody. |
| 29 | Jarkko Ruutu | King of the douchebags. |
| 30 | Daniel Cleary | Another pussy that needs to be brutally beaten. |
| 31 | Billy Tibbetts | I have no respect for him as a hockey player or as a human being. |
| 32 | Steve Downie | I hope someone punks him out! He needs to be put in his place. |
| 33 | Derek Dorsett | Wannabe tough guy; Can't fight w/out breaking his hand. Fuck him! |
| 34 | Johan Franzen | "The Mule" is his nickname and it fits him perfectly because he's an ass... and a diver. |
| 35 | Niklas Kronwall | Needs to be put in his place, which would be flat on his ass. |