| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Sean Avery | He is more interested in prostitution rings than he is in winning hockey games. He can be great when he is on, or when he gives a damn, but he is nothing special, and his celebration after goals is quite possibly the most disgusting celebration in the NHL today. |
| 2 | Steve Downie | Talk about a cheapshot artist. He has little to no offensive ability, and he is by no means ready to be an impact player in the NHL, nor will he ever be. His punch to the face of Jason Blake, while Blake was in a defenseless spot, and his soaring hit on McAmmond have lowered him greatly. |
| 3 | Dale Purinton | His affair with Eric Cairns a few years ago was absolutely disgraceful. He did everything he could to piss of Cairns, and then when Eric Cairns finally had a willingness to dance with him, Purinton responds by "suckering him from the side" when Cairs was totally out of the picture. Disgrace. |
| 4 | Jared Boll | Brings nothing else to the table but fighting. Classic goon who can't play. Not to mention that he loses many fights he should win. Watching him constantly be humiliated by the likes of people like Cam Janssen makes me realize how overrated a fighter he truly is. |
| 5 | Ray Emery | Let's see here. Ray, you play a kid's game for millions of dollars. You have probably a smoking girlfriend, nice cars, the high life. You show up late for practice. You try to fight your teammates. You bitch about how your coach treats you, and you don't show up on the ice. |
| 6 | Zack Stortini | Loses so many fights. He would MUCH rather go with a middle than he would take on somebody his own size. Every time he does, he gets his ass kicked. Stortini is a pathetic excuse for a fighter, and he is a horrific excuse for a professional athlete. |
| 7 | Andrew Peters | What is his win percentage? Has he ever scored a goal? Another prototypical goon who cannot for his life, play a good hockey game. He fails consistently to stick up for his teammates, and he is not an NHL player. |
| 8 | Ryan Hollweg | People sometimes seem to be fooled by the countless times he has been victimized in cheapshots by folks like Chris Simon. He does countless things to bring it on himself, and he is ALWAYS trying to start shit with people superior to him. |
| 9 | James van Riemsdyk | One of the more overrated top few picks in recent memory. He will not, at any point, be a top notch talent in the NHL, and he likely won't even be in for another year or two. Just bores me to watch him, and he doesn't have enough flash to excite me at all. |
| 10 | Patrick Thoresen | He brings nothing to the game but late hits. He prefers to go after guys in a vulnerable position, and as I said, has no special qualities about his game whatsoever. Did I mention that Patrick Thoresen's 2007-2008 goals total adds up to 0. |