| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Dave Schultz | Dirty bastard. |
| 2 | Ulf Samuelsson | One of the dirtiest players ever to play the game. Ended Neely's career. Glad Domi knocked his ass out. |
| 3 | Sean Avery | Great Agitator, but he's also a pussy that only picks on small guys and goalies! |
| 4 | Tony Twist | Roid-raging piece of shit. |
| 5 | Steve Downie | Cheap-shoting punching bag. |
| 6 | Donald Brashear | Huggy Bear - Thug that gave enforcers a bad name. |
| 7 | Claude Lemieux | Cheap-shot artist, turtle, pussy. |
| 8 | Bryan Marchment | Famous for his knee-on-knee hits. Fucking hate that prick. |
| 9 | Darcy Tucker | Talked a great game - never backed it up. Just like Avery. |
| 10 | Eric Lindros | Nothing more than a bully. Refused to play for the Nordiques. Glad he never won a cup. |
| 11 | Dale Hunter | Cheap-shoting scumbag. Couldn't fight for shit either. |
| 12 | Jerry Dupont | Dupont was probably THE worst fighter in NHL history. |
| 13 | Ken Linseman | The Rat was one of the dirtiest player in history. |
| 14 | Theoren Fleury | He was like that SOB Glenn Anderson, swinging his stick around, playing dirty and cheap. Yet he always got a free pass because of his size. |
| 15 | Brad May | Another Dirty SOB. Lousy fighter, cheapshot artist, and sucker punched more than a few people. |
| 16 | Bobby Clarke | Clarke was a gut-less puke who hid behind the tough guys on his team. Fucking pussy fractured Kharlamov's ankle during the Summit Series.
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| 17 | Alex Kovalev | Kovalev was a lazy punk. He had all the talent in the world and he wasted it. |
| 18 | Jordin Tootoo | Sucker punching piece of shit. Hits late and jumps like he's fucking Michael Jordan. |
| 19 | Todd Bertuzzi | Dirty fucking sucker punching SOB. Ended Steve Moore's career and came up with a bullshit apology. He should be in jail for assault! |
| 20 | Kelly Buchberger | Always hated Kelly Bitchberger. |
| 21 | Steve Webb | Dirty prick and a human punching bag. |
| 22 | Daniel Alfredsson | A good player, but also a cheapshot artist. |
| 23 | George Parros | No balance and completely overrated. |