| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Donald Brashear | He has all the tools to be one of the best he just does not have the heart. Picks his spots and will usually only go toe-to-toe with mediocre fighters. If he is in with a heavy he won't throw until he gets the other guy tied up. Too bad because he is quick and powerful plus he can throw with both hands. |
| 2 | Matthew Barnaby | What a frigging idiot! |
| 3 | Jarkko Ruutu | Coward. |
| 4 | Cal Clutterbuck | I really am beginning to despise this guy. Starting fights while wearing a visor and not taking his helmet off is this guys specialty. I love how Don Cherry calls him Cal Buttercup. |
| 5 | Alex Ovechkin | I'm sorry, I know he is an incredible player but I just can't stand the guy. |
| 6 | Zack Stortini | Hugtini, enough said. |
| 7 | Evgeni Artyukhin | Typical giant euro crap. Guys like this are one of the reasons why europe is ruining the NHL along with Gary Buttman. |
| 8 | Corey Perry | See Cal Buttercup above. |
| 9 | Maxim Lapierre | This guy is just a complete piece of crap. |
| 10 | Claude Lemieux | Dishonorable player that I could never stand. |
| 11 | Sean Avery | A real and true piece of crap in almost every possible way. |
| 12 | Steve Ott | Complete weasel. |
| 13 | Nick Fotiu | Not saying he is a bad guy or was not good for Ranger fans but this guy IMO was overrated beyond belief. A spot picker for sure. |
| 14 | Neil Sheehy | Nothing more than a wrestler. |